Wouldn't it be nice if we were like cartoon characters, and people expected you to wear the same thing every day? It would make life so much easier, I think. Part of my morning 'I don't want to get up and go to work' anxiety is almost entirely due to the fact that I need to figure out what to wear. If I were a cartoon character, I wouldn't even have to think about it.
My real reason for wishing I were in 2-dimensional form is a skirt. THE skirt. The one i've been searching for, but never seemed to find...I finally found it. It's the right length, a nice material, and it fits right (and it was on sale!). I want to wear it every day. Of course, I haven't been. But I did buy another one in gray (the first one is black), so at least now I have two perfect skirts.