To add to the list of spam names (I swear I am not making these up):
Discernment K. Smoulder
Unhappiness H. Insouciance
*Unfamiliarity P. Oxidizing, with the subject: "Greetings, white man! :)"
Tureens E. Puzzles
Maiden O. Slaphappier
Gutter S. Excavator
Claimants Q. Heehawing
Crosswalk R. Hector (cheap medication! no prescription!)
Blacktopped P. Prohibionists (CheAP s0ftw4reZ)
*I was tempted to open this one due to the cryptic subject, but decided against it.