I wish:

• There were more hours in a day, or I could press "pause" when needed...
  
• I could get the cats to behave...
  
• I had remembered not to order cheese on those nachos...
  
• The possibility that I might also have a dairy issue isn't true...
  
• My hair would grow just a little bit faster...
  
• That print rolled up in a tube next to my desk could go frame itself...
  
• Instagram would just make an Android app already. Seriously. What's the hold up?
  
• That writing a blog post every day was as easy as it was for me ten years ago (quality over quantity?)
  
• I could get a solid eight hours of sleep (no cats or anything else waking me up)...
  
• A plate of gluten-free onion rings would materialize in front of me right now...