Q: What is Whitney wearing?
A: Whitney is wearing what she thinks would probably be described as "lounge wear" (which includes a long sleeve hoodie t-shirt with a logo she designed).
Q: What kind of mood is Whitney in?
A: Whitney is kind of regretting recent decisions she made about dinner.
Q: What are the factors currently affecting Whitney's mood?
A: Popcorn for dinner really seemed like a good idea at the time.
Q: What is Whitney's situation vis-a-vis coffee?
A: This morning, Whitney had Starbucks coffee brewed at the cafeteria at her work. Currently, she is enjoying a Dark and Stormy with lots of extra lime.
(With apologies to the Heidi FAQ - one of my favorite blogs from back in the day.)