Today, I gave the boy-fiance the gift of flight.
I got him a gift certificate to iFly for his birthday. He keeps talking about how he needs more adventure in his life and in his head, more adventure = skydiving. Which I'm kind of opposed to. He already went kayaking around the Santa Cruz Islands where he was almost bashed against the rocky shore, which I thought might satiate the adventure requirement, but apparently I WAS WRONG. So, when he mentioned the iFly, that seemed TOTALLY reasonable adventure-wise.
I also gave him some Spam, but I won't say any more about that because Seth hasn't opened his presents from us yet.